look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Potato’s In The Paddy Wagon
Waiting for Guffman (Christopher Guest - 1996)
"People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn’t. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him"